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"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity

"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy

"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
Kitchen

"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny

"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
Food

"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father

"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World

"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love

"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
People

"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun."
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"We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs..."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else."
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"Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction."
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