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George Carlin

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

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Amber Hurdle

"An atheist is someone who is disappointed in his search of god. He is a man who strongly needed god but couldn't find him. Atheism is a cry of despair."

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"If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist!"

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"Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. In fact, 'atheism' is a term that should not even exist. No one needs to identify himself as a 'non-astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist.' We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs."

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Amber Hurdle

"Real atheist is not the one that does not believe in an imaginary big monkey, but the one that gives the imagination more importance than the reality."

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"God is an hypothesis, and, as such, stands in need of proof: the onus probandi rests on the theist."

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"My feeling is, quite simply, that if there is a God, He has done such a bad jobthat he isn't worth discussing."

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"Atheism is not against god, it is against the religious establishment who use god they have never seen or heard from to establish their influence over the minds of men."

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"Cos if it's encyclopedias we've got enough, like, information... and if it's God, you've got the wrong house."

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"Leaving one religion for the sake of another one is like breaking with a rapist for the sake of dating a misogynist."

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"An atheist is a disappointed true believer he is an angry and hungry soul who has failed to find a real god to whom he can anchor his hope."

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