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George Carlin

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

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George Carlin
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

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George Carlin
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

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George Carlin
"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."

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George Carlin
""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

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George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

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George Carlin
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

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George Carlin
"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

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George Carlin
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

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George Carlin
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

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Aberjhani

"Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. But a good first step would be to build up a critical mass of those willing to 'come out,' thereby encouraging others to do so. Even if they can't be herded, cats in sufficient numbers can make a lot of noise and they cannot be ignored."

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Aberjhani

"If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist!"

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Aberjhani

"An atheist is someone who is disappointed in his search of god. He is a man who strongly needed god but couldn't find him. Atheism is a cry of despair."

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Aberjhani

"Mostly, all book-told gods are as little as the little men who wrote them idiots into existence."

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Aberjhani

"Leaving one religion for the sake of another one is like breaking with a rapist for the sake of dating a misogynist."

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Aberjhani

"Atheism is not against god, it is against the religious establishment who use god they have never seen or heard from to establish their influence over the minds of men."

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Aberjhani

"Real atheist is not the one that does not believe in an imaginary big monkey, but the one that gives the imagination more importance than the reality."

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Aberjhani

"My feeling is, quite simply, that if there is a God, He has done such a bad jobthat he isn't worth discussing."

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Aberjhani

"I know what is going on in the heart of an atheist. Deep anguish that there is nothing beyond, nothing to live for, nothing to give him hope. I know because I endured the same predicament."

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Aberjhani

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

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