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George Carlin

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

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Asa Don Brown

"Real atheist is not the one that does not believe in an imaginary big monkey, but the one that gives the imagination more importance than the reality."

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Asa Don Brown

"Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. In fact, 'atheism' is a term that should not even exist. No one needs to identify himself as a 'non-astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist.' We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs."

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Asa Don Brown

"Atheism is not against god, it is against the religious establishment who use god they have never seen or heard from to establish their influence over the minds of men."

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Asa Don Brown

"Cos if it's encyclopedias we've got enough, like, information... and if it's God, you've got the wrong house."

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"I know what is going on in the heart of an atheist. Deep anguish that there is nothing beyond, nothing to live for, nothing to give him hope. I know because I endured the same predicament."

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Asa Don Brown

"God is an hypothesis, and, as such, stands in need of proof: the onus probandi rests on the theist."

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Asa Don Brown

"An atheist is someone who is disappointed in his search of god. He is a man who strongly needed god but couldn't find him. Atheism is a cry of despair."

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Asa Don Brown

"My feeling is, quite simply, that if there is a God, He has done such a bad jobthat he isn't worth discussing."

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Asa Don Brown

"If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist!"

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Asa Don Brown

"Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. But a good first step would be to build up a critical mass of those willing to 'come out,' thereby encouraging others to do so. Even if they can't be herded, cats in sufficient numbers can make a lot of noise and they cannot be ignored."

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