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Quotes by Novelist

"You can learn a lot from your lovers, but-for the most part-you get to keep your friends longer, and you learn more from them."

"Wait, and you had to ask him if Faye's in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, I'm just going to admit that I didn't know Japan had a Mafia, but I also didn't know they got a Disney World. If someone gets an invitation from the Mafia, I'd say there's potential for a bit of danger, wouldn't you? I mean, am I the only one here who saw Goodfellas?"

"Here's my advice to you: don't marry until you can tell yourself that you've done all you could, and until you've stopped loving the women you've chosen, until you see her clearly, otherwise you'll be cruelly and irremediably mistaken. Marry when you're old and good for nothing...Otherwise all that's good and lofty in you will be lost."

"There are so many things I can't believe. That people deserve what they get, both bad and good. That one day I'll live in a world where people are judged by what they do instead of who they are. That happy endings don't have contingencies and conditions."

"I have no concern for the common man except that he should not be so common."


"Every scholar, I presume, is not, necessarily, a man of sense."

"The well-intentioned mothers who don't want their children polluted by fairy tales would not only deny them their childhood, with its high creativity, but they would have them conform to the secular world, with its dirty devices. The world of fairy tale, fantasy, myth, is inimical to the secular world, and in total opposition to it, for it is interested not in limited laboratory proofs but in truth."

"You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself."


"You can tell the future?''More like the future mugs me from time to time.' Rachel said'I speak prophecies. The oracle spirit kind of hijacks me once in a while, and speaks important stuff that doesn't make any sense to anybody. But yeah, the prophecies tell the future."

"I'm afraid that in nine cases out of ten Nature pulls one way and human nature another."


"A father should do more - a father should give more to his children than he takes."

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."

"The relationship between reader and characters is very difficult. It is even more peculiar than the relationship between the writer and his characters."

"I write one page of masterpiece to ninety-one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket."

"Indeed the mind of IlAovatar concerning you is not known to the Valar, and he has not revealed all things that are to come. But this we hold to be true, that your home is not here, neither in the land of Aman nor anywhere within the Circles of the World. And the Doom of Men, that they should depart, was at first a gift of IlAovatar. It became a grief to them only because coming under the shadow of Morgoth it seemed to them that they were surrounded by a great darkness, of which they grew afraid; and some grew wilful and proud and would not yield, until life was reft from them."


"There is a good deal too strange to be believed nothing is too strange to have happened."

"It's as if they actually think that what other people think of them somehow doesn't matter. I mean, I know we're all supposed to believe that, but obviously, none of us actually do. And nor should we, because it does! It does matter! And the people who genuinely believe it doesn't tend to be the very people who ought to care most what other people think of them, because what the other people are thinking is, 'No, actually, I don't think the Chinese are "up to something,"' or, 'You should use mouthwash,' or, 'Your mania for the collective socialization of agriculture will surely cause the deaths of millions,' or, 'Forty cats is too many cats."

"She was lost in her longing to understand."

"Justice is an affectation of perspective, not a universal value."

"You were born into a society which spelled out with brutal clarity, and in as many ways as possible, that you were a worthless human being. You were not expected to aspire to excellence: you were expected to make peace with mediocrity."

"I was brought up to be sympathetic toward others."


"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."

"And that's how you go on. You lay laughter over the dark parts. The more dark parts, the more you have to laugh. With defiance, with abandon, with hysteria, any way you can."


"Lightning thief was good but the sea of monsters is better and has more action!"


"What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step but you have to take it."


"Literary critics, however, frequently suffer from a curious belief that every author longs to extend the boundaries of literary art, wants to explore new dimensions of the human spirit, and if he doesn't, he should be ashamed of himself."

"It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets."
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