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Quotes by Entertainer

"I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability."


"The ultimate mystery is one's own self."

"All the things I love is what my business is all about."

"Also at the top of the list was my three day appearance on 'Press Your Luck'. In addition to the intense competition of each of those games, it slowly started to dawn on me in the minutes between tapings that I was winning some serious money."

"Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day."

"Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences."

"Serial killers kill for the power and control they experience during the murders and for the added ego boost they get in the aftermath from community fears, media coverage, and the police investigations."

"Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do."

"Activism could be defined as activities engaged in by individuals to change there of others situation."


"The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with."


"I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home."


"All I really had was my talent. Without that I wouldn't be welcome at the White House."

"Colors answer feeling in man; shapes answer thought; and motion answers will."

"Traffic is one of the most powerful films to come out in recent years. It blew me away."

"I would like to thank the people who've brought me those dark moments, when I felt most wounded, betrayed. You have been my greatest teachers."

"When I look into the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes."

"I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph."

"Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't carry just a piece of cloth to symbolize his belief in racial equality; he carried the American flag."


"I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food."


"So I'm going to tell you, it's going to be a good year. There are good players all over this country, and it is our job as a scouting department to find them, draft them, sign them, develop them, and help us to continue to win championships. So it's going to be a good year."


"I had this stereotypical view that black people apart from me probably threw stones and lived in huts."

"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."


"We draft mostly high school kids and we have one of the finest, if not the finest, player development programs and coaching staffs and we teach our players the right way to play. We also have a game plan in scouting, and there are certain types of players that we look for."

"Many of the less prolific killers' stories go unheard because they simply don't make good books."

"So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it, which is all spontaneously, and it really was."

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity."


"I was in the middle of a crossroads, which is a nice way of saying crisis, physically, emotionally and spiritually. You know the physical part. We just talked about it."

"I was trained as a neurologist, and then I went into the theater, and if you're brought up to think of yourself as a biological scientist of some sort, pretty well everything else seems frivolous by comparison."

"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."

"Some of the best health care services are free or cost very little and are even available to millionaires but hardly anyone knows they exist."

"I let my personal feelings take care of themselves. I find that works better."

"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."

"I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they're absolutely great. They did what I never did."
Kids,


"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"

"You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job, and not be paid for it."


"I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned."

"But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet."

"Most every dental school has discount dental services."

"The American flag represents all of us and all the values we hold sacred."

"Forgiveness is giving up the hope that the past could have been any different."
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