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Quotes by Editor

"No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through."


"Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table."

"It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on."

"A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man."

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity."

"Time should make enemies and Life should make friends."

"I defied nothing at all. I ignored the law because I didn't know it existed. It didn't occur to me that anyone would want to curb my inspiration."

"Journalism is in fact history on the run."

"In order to shake a hypothesis, it is sometimes not necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go."

"Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven."

"It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it."

"There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You."


"Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call."

"If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality."

"The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them."

"The major media companies are significantly reducing their financial commitment to the motion picture sector."

"That's how you get surprises, because what movies are all about is surprises."

"It really hasn't been demonstrated at any level by any major corporation that it can nurture what is euphemistically called creativity."

"Much of outcomes research is a systematic attempt to exploit what is known and make it better."

"Fashion is entertainment. That's why these top models are so fascinating to kids. They're dying to know about Naomi and Christy, or whoever we've declared the new one this afternoon."

"I became a journalist to come as close as possible to the heart of the world."

"We've been doing this for 10 years and it's been a hobby for a lot longer than it's been a job."

"Analyses of the movie marketplace points to an interesting phenomenon: High-profile movies are continuing to do well year-to-year in the U.S. and overseas - this past summer, for example, the top 10 movies registered at the same level as in '04."


"To win respect, the networks seem to feel they have to keep absurdly overstating their anchors' reporting cred."

"Poetry must have something in it that is barbaric, vast and wild."

"The bicycle is a former child's toy that has now been elevated to icon status because, presumably, it can move the human form from pillar to post without damage to the environment."

"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."

"Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference."

"A good title is the title of a successful book."

"Israel is the only country in the Middle East where Arabs can be elected to the parliament in a democratic election."

"Every contrition for sin is apt to encourage a not quite charitable wish that other people should exhibit a similar contrition."

"Substantially fewer films will be produced over the next year or two. And a significant portion of the production costs of the reduced slate will be borne by hedge funds and other investment groups."

"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."
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