"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."

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"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."

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"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."

"God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or a balloon without gas."

"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."

"Next to God we are nothing. To God we are Everything."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

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