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"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."
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"We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's."
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."
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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."
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"If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door."
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"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."
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"All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent."
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"Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times."
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"God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses."
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"Novels tend to end as the Paternoster begins: with the kingdom of God on earth."
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"There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death."
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"I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die."
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"I'd rather be dead than dying."
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"I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living."
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"What is the value of your existence?"
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"Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy."
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"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."
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"Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours."
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"Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference."
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"Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide."
Genocide
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