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Quotes by Dramatist

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

"Women have no appreciation of good looks-at least, good women have not."

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."

"One half of my life has put the other half in the grave."

"I feel like the writer observing the grief, but it is difficult to be detached from it."

"Clinton's hands remain incredibly clean, don't they, and Tony Blair's smile remains as wide as ever. I view these guises with profound contempt."

"Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life."

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

"If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be."

"Disgrace does not consist in the punishment, but in the crime."

"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."


"Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression."

"There are different kinds of artists and very often, I'll be very frank with you, I wish I were a different kind."

"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads."

"That which is so universal as death must be a benefit."

"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."

"They believe that nothing will happen because they have closed their doors."

"It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can."

"I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas into these articles. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous, subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blashphemous, and demoralizing subject. Christmas is forced on a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press: on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred; and any one who looked back to it would be turned into a pillar of greasy sausages."

"If you cry 'forward', you must without fail make plain in what direction to go."

"I wish you would tell me your secret. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."

"Now is the winter of our discontent."

"I wrote when I did not know life;now that I know life, I have no more to say."

"Life cannot be written, life can only be lived."
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