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Quotes by Actor


"Once is a man's life, for one mortal moment, he must make a grab for immorality; if not, he has not lived."

"I certainly know there are people in positions of power in the business who lack imagination and, perhaps as a result of that, think of me as 'David'. But I wouldn't really want to work with those people, you know?"

"Everything's so repressive now - it's the No generation. You can't do anything, you can't eat anything, you have to abstain."
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"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh."

"I just didn't have time to deliver a Buffalo accent in a day, so I didn't even try it."


"Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God."

"When you're young you have no worries, no drama, only your imagination. It's the best!"

"I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before."

"My mother is my manager and so knows exactly what I do and so on."

"This is my first experience working in a foreign movie, but the mechanics, I think, are pretty much the same all over; you still have to wait in the trailer."

"Look, I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already do in interviews or putting any more about myself online than there already is. But if I wasn't in this position, I'm sure I would use it every day."

"Performance art can be produced in a coffee house setting."

"For me, the joy of doing it is doodling when I want to. But if I had to do it, I'd lose the joy."


"Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by the town, or the state of the county, or the Federal Government, as they have in every civilized country."

"When I got political that blew our marriage out of the water. I was not the same person and I admit that."

"I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives."

"I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh."

"Being on Broadway is the modern equivalent of being a monk. I sleep a lot, eat a lot, and rest a lot."

"The success of I Love Lucy is something that happens only once in a lifetime, if you are fortunate enough to have it happen at all."

"The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want."
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