"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh."

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"Young people are caught up in whatever appears to be the most bizarre. They look for truth and settle for folly. False religions and the occult are clever in reaching seekers who want to experience a rush of any kind."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"What then in the last resort are the truths of mankind? They are the irrefutable errors of mankind."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"There are Christians who have never really learned the biblical truth of separation: separation from unclean thoughts and unclean habits."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

Truth, There, Honesty, Unclean

"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above reproach."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"Sometimes I feel so helpless and inadequate, and wonder if I have done enough to make the Gospel clear. But I also know that only the Holy Spirit can open others' eyes to the truth."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"Telling lies is a really terrible thing. These days, lies and silence are the two greatest sins in human society you might say. In reality, we tell lots of lies, and we often break into silence. However, if we were constant;y talking year-round, and telling only the truth truth would probably lose some of its value."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

Truth, Lies, Silence, Sin

"If thinking and reason crack under pressure of emotional convulsions or when commissioned facts are resulting from fibs and fake constructions, truth may be in great peril. ['Blame storming']"

Erik Pevernagie, Belgian Author

Truth, Reason, Emotion, Pressure

"Both my parents had a great influence on me. I never heard my father use a profane or even a slang word. I always respected him because of his complete integrity. In his business dealings his handshake was like a contract. He was as good as his word. Of all the people I have ever known, my mother had the greatest influence on me."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

Truth, Both, Word, Influence

"Today our world is mad in its obsession with pleasure, sex, and money. Its ear is too dull to hear the truth. Most men's eyes are blind. They do not want to see. They do not want to hear. They hurry to their doom."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed, but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier."

Barbara Kingsolver, American Novelist

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"If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game."

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"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."

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"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."

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"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it."

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"Young people are caught up in whatever appears to be the most bizarre. They look for truth and settle for folly. False religions and the occult are clever in reaching seekers who want to experience a rush of any kind."

"What then in the last resort are the truths of mankind? They are the irrefutable errors of mankind."

"There are Christians who have never really learned the biblical truth of separation: separation from unclean thoughts and unclean habits."

"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above reproach."

"Sometimes I feel so helpless and inadequate, and wonder if I have done enough to make the Gospel clear. But I also know that only the Holy Spirit can open others' eyes to the truth."

"If thinking and reason crack under pressure of emotional convulsions or when commissioned facts are resulting from fibs and fake constructions, truth may be in great peril. ['Blame storming']"

"Today our world is mad in its obsession with pleasure, sex, and money. Its ear is too dull to hear the truth. Most men's eyes are blind. They do not want to see. They do not want to hear. They hurry to their doom."

"Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed, but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier."

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"If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game."

"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."

"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."

"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it."

"Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh."

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"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh."