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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
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"In a republic, that paradise of debility, the politician is a petty tyrant who obeys the laws."

"When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise."

"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."

"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."
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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
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