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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"I should have no use for a paradise in which I should be deprived of the right to prefer hell."
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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
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"The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp."
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"If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."
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"To Paradise, the Arabs say, Satan could never find the way Until the peacock led him in."
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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."
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"Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts."
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"Paradise is too perfect for humanity."
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"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
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"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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