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Erma Bombeck

"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."

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Donna Grant

"Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies."

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"Paradise is too perfect for humanity."

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Donna Grant

"Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out."

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Donna Grant

"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

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Donna Grant

"If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

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Donna Grant

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

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Donna Grant

"When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise."

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Donna Grant

"Make your paradise here on earth, your own little paradise."

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Donna Grant

"Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise."

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Donna Grant

"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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