"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."

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"Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies."

George Santayana, American Philosopher

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"Paradise is too perfect for humanity."

Dario Argento, Italian Director

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"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Statesman

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"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

Jorge Luis Borges, Argentinian Poet

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"Make your paradise here on earth, your own little paradise."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise."

Christopher Columbus, Italian Explorer

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"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."

Ray Conniff, American Musician

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"The symbolic view of things is a consequence of long absorption in images. Is sign language the real language of Paradise?"

Hugo Ball, German Author

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"Move to California. Malibu is paradise."

David Geffen, American Businessman

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"Paradise will be a kind of library."

Jorge Luis Borges, Argentinian Poet

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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"Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies."

"Paradise is too perfect for humanity."

"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

"Make your paradise here on earth, your own little paradise."

"Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise."

"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."

"The symbolic view of things is a consequence of long absorption in images. Is sign language the real language of Paradise?"

"Move to California. Malibu is paradise."

"Paradise will be a kind of library."

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."