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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp."
"No one shall expel us from the paradise that Cantor has created for us."
"I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make any sensible person stop wanting to go there."
"Paradise will be a kind of library."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
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