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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Time
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
Family
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
Success
"Children make your life important."
Life
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
Friendship
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Friendship
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
Humor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
School
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"Move to California. Malibu is paradise."
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"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."
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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
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"A worker's paradise is a consumer's hell."
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"Paradise is open to all kind hearts."
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"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
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"The symbolic view of things is a consequence of long absorption in images. Is sign language the real language of Paradise?"
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"Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies."
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"The only paradise is paradise lost."
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"If you are nice, and keep your promise, we will be in paradise."
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