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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."

"Paradise will be a kind of library."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."


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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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