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"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
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"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."

"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."

"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."

"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."

"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."

"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"

"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."

"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."

"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."

"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
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