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"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
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"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
Actresses
"The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap."
Principle
"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
God
"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."
Driving
"Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in."
Tat
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Comedy
"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."
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"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
Lawyers
"Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way."
Luck
"There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them."
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"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
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"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
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"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
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"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
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"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
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"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
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"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
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"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."
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"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."
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