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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."

"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."

"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."

"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."

"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."

"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."

"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"

"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."

"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."

"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."
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