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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
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"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
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"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
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"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
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"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
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"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
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"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
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"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."
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