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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
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"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
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"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
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"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
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"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
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