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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."

"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."

"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."

"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"

"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."

"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."

"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."

"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."

"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best."


"When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs."
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