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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
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"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."
"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?"
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."
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