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"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."
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"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."

"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."

"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."

"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."

"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"

"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."

"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."

"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."

"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."

"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
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"As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever."

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."

"Justice has nothing to do with what goes on in a courtroom; Justice is what comes out of a courtroom."

"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children."
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