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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
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"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."
"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
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"I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me."
"In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin."
"The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife."
"Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre."
"I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things."
"This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures."
"What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do."
"I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding."
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