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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
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"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."
"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
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"So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world."
"In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin."
"I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things."
"It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway."
"What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do."
"This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures."
"I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me."
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