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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
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"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."
"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."
"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."
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"This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures."
"I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason."
"It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway."
"What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do."
"I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things."
"In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin."
"We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going."
"I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding."
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