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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
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"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
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"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."
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"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."
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"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."
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"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"
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"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."
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"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."
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"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."
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"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."
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