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America Quotes


"I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know."


"We're talking about the lawyers for the United States of America. And I think it's very, very important that the lawyers be comfortable being very candid and open about their views on very sensitive issues affecting the United States."


"I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America."


"We are witnessing a slow, steady takeover of our true freedoms. We are becoming a socialist nation, and whoever can't see this is probably hoping it isn't true. If we permit Mr. Obama to take over all our industries, if we permit him to raise our taxes to support unconstitutional causes, then we will be in default. This great America will become a paralyzed nation."


"I apologize to coalition forces and all the families, detainees, the families, America and all the soldiers."


"Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today."


"America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash--and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed. What is the mystery of these innumberable editions of The Lamplighter (by Maria Susanna Cummins), and other books neither better nor worse? Worse they could not be, and better they need not be, when they sell by the hundred thousand."


"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."


"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."
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