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"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased."
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"The innovative spirit was America's strongest attribute, transforming everything into a brave new world, but there lingered an insecurity about the arts."
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"In America you need a bodyguard to go out."
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"America is a place where you can be born into a low-income household but still lift yourself up, and it doesn't matter what color you are."
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"When I was doing jazz concerts in America, I would use the biggest names I could find."
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"I'm for catching every Japanese in America, Alaska, and Hawai'i now and putting them in concentration camps."
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"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased."
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"If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong."
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"It was a mystery to me, how the tuning was, or the style seemed to come out of nowhere, it obviously had roots in America going way back, there was nothing like it for me I'd ever seen before."
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"I would like to see America some day."
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"My junior high was dreadful. I see a lot of my fellow alumni on America's Most Wanted."
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"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
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"Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort."
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"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
People
"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
Wife
"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
Life
"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
Woman
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
Woman
"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal."
Government
"There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages."
Growth
"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."
Death
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