"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."

"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."

"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."

"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."

"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."

"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?"

"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."