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"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
Talking

"I'm not a sex symbol."
Sex

"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
Now

"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
Family

"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
People

"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
Woman

"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
Fun

"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
Kids

"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"Remember these two things: play hard and have fun."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Doing shows is always a side of skating that I've loved, it's the performing. I get to do that without the pressure, it's always fun between the skaters and the preparation, the show is always so much fun."
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