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"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going."
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"So, like I said, I will visit Jeffersonville more often because I now have a little getaway house up there."
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"Now I get to pick and choose exactly what I want to do."
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"Now the identification of individual sounds by phonetic observation is an artificial way of proceeding."
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"The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending."
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"All the classical genres are now ridiculous in their rigorous purity."
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"Old is always fifteen years from now."
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"I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits."
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"I got Jimmy Hall from Wet Willie and he also plays now with Hank Williams Jr."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
Dating
"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
Talking
"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
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"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
Woman
"I'm not a sex symbol."
Sex
"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
Kids
"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
Family
"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
Fun
"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
People
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