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"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"The three great problems of this century; the degradation of man in the proletariat, the subjection of women through hunger, the atrophy of the child by darkness."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
Kids
"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
Talking
"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
Fun
"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
Woman
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
Dating
"I'm not a sex symbol."
Sex
"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
People
"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
Now
"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
Family
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