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"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
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"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
Talking

"I'm not a sex symbol."
Sex

"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
Now

"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
Family

"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
People

"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
Woman

"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
Kids

"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
Dating

"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."
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"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"
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