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"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
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"Big Brother is watching you."
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"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."
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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
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"Blessed is the womb that born you."
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"Until now, you have always lived your life alone. Every decision you've made has been for you and you alone. Now, and for the rest of your days, your life will be tied to another's. Every decision you make will be for both of you. What one does affects the other. You are a family, a team inseparable and unbreakable."
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"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."
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"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."
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"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."
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"Children are angels."
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"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."
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"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
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"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
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"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
Kids

"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
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"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
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"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I'm not a sex symbol."
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