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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people's faeces more disgusting than a bird's droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."
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"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
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"They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."
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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
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"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
Life
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
Humor
"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel."
Life
"Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie."
Truth
"I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due."
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"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
Life
"By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense."
Wisdom
"Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs."
Ambition
"It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink."
Old
"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."
People
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