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"Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Material wealth can be bad for your health.Because when you're in the soil it'll make your blood boil,that you couldn't keep it all for your self."
Society
"Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time."
Lifestyle
"I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut."
Loss
"If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead."
Motivation
"Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage."
Humor
"I've always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction."
Ambition
"There's only one person to blame for lack of self confidence."
Self
"Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours."
Kindness
"Never say no to now."
Motivation
"Words can be a fortress or a drawbridge to disaster."
Communication
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