"If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?"

"God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him."

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

"It's easy enough to be pleasant when everything goes like a song but the man who is worthwhile is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong."

"What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator of the next thing you need to do."

"In Business, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate."

"To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."

"There is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four but he worries about it."

"Combine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck."

"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!"

"If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal."

"I want to be like a Supernova, burn bright and die young."

"You can never out-give God."

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."

"When good cheer is lacking our friends will be packing."

"The long arm of coincidence."

"If you worry about what might be and wonder what might have been you will ignore what is."

"All beings tremble before danger, all fear death. When a man considers this, he does not kill or cause to kill."

"Everything is possible for him who believes."

"Who can find a virtuous woman?For her price is far above rubies."

"You might try doing what my folks did. Twice a week they would go out for a special meal. . . with wine good food and soft lighting. Dad took Tuesday and Mom took Thursday."

"I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are."

"You can be as miserable or angry about anything as much as you want, end of the day getting emotional will not solve any of your problems. The only thing you can do is keep moving forward because whether or not you are ready, life will always go on with or without you."

"Life begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners."

"His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music."

"The grateful heart sits at a continuous feast."

"Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy."

"He who laughs lasts."

"The most incredible thing about being a parent is seeing your own personality come out in your children."

"A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent."

"I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy."

"Never a day without a line."

"Resistance causes pain and lethargy. It is when we practice acceptance that new possibilities appear."

"He gave his Son, his one and only Son. And this is why: so that no one need be destroyed; by believing in him, anyone can have a whole and lasting life. God didn't go to all the trouble of sending his Son merely to point an accusing finger, telling the world how bad it was. He came to help, to put the world right again. Anyone who trusts in him is acquitted; anyone who refuses to trust him has long since been under the death sentence without knowing it. And why? Because of that person's failure to believe in the one-of-a-kind Son of God when introduced to him."

"It's difficult being an intellectual in a bread and butter sort of town."

"Be not hot in prayer and cold in praise."

"There is a skeleton in every house."

"The most important thing in our lives is what we are doing now."

"Travel with the wit of an adult, and the wonder of a child."

"Life is a handful of short stories pretending to be a novel."

"Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength."

"Results are what you expect consequences are what you get."

"Friends are folks who excuse you when you have made a fool of yourself."

"I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!"

"To encourage my little kid to eat I'd sometimes say: "Just pretend it's sand.""

"No guts no glory."

"You see, I'm a juggler with words myself."

"Live together like brothers and do business like strangers."

"She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care."

"The weapon of the brave is in his heart."