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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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Personal Development
"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
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Personal Development
"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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Personal Development
"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."
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Personal Development
"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."
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Personal Development
"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."
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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."
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"When you blame others you give up your power to change."
Power
"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!"
Humor
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
Humor
"We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills."
Humor
"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog."
Humor
"Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had."
Humor
"When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on."
Strength
"He has a head that is for rent unfurnished."
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"Whenever a soul leaves the body a void is felt across the world.."
Death
"If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?"
Humor
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