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"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
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"No matter how many times audience has already applauded, the sound of their applause will get louder with the better quality of your magic effect."
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"If a man or woman is born ten years sooner or later, their whole aspect and performance shall be different."
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"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"
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"The place trembled with sound. I didn't need to do anything. They would do it all. But you had to be careful. Drunk as they were they could immediately detect any false gesture, any false word. You could never underestimate an audience. They had paid to get in; they had paid for drinks; they intended to get something and if you didn't give it to them they'd run you right into the ocean."
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"I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through."
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"I attended a symposium to hear Shilagh Mirgain, Ph.D. speak on Mindful Leadership. Throughout her program, I made sure to make eye contact and smile to support, affirm, and engage with her presentation. When audience members do this for me, it adds an extra punch of dynamic energy that enriches my presentations and improves my performance."
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"I went to a performance of 'The Crucible' at the Guthrie when I was a sophomore in high school, and I knew right away that that's what I wanted to do."
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"One of my side strange abilities is to hear a good song, no matter how it's being performed. Even if you get a bad performance, I can still hear that there's a good song."
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"He who is most slow in making a promise is the most faithful in performance of it."
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"They got a great performance from me. I was happy."
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"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
Thought
"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
Army
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"Did you know that today will never be tomorrow."
Today
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
Music
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