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Jay London

"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."

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"All I have is my performance, I try to feed in the best of everything that I could possibly do into those 90 minutes and to make a live entertainment show out of it."

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"Performance stands out like a ton of diamonds. Nonperformance can always be explained away."

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"The New York Times published the guest list on the front page. The masks were a brilliant concept."

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"I attended a symposium to hear Shilagh Mirgain, Ph.D. speak on Mindful Leadership. Throughout her program, I made sure to make eye contact and smile to support, affirm, and engage with her presentation. When audience members do this for me, it adds an extra punch of dynamic energy that enriches my presentations and improves my performance."

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"Save yourselves!" Percy warned. "It is too late for us!" Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. "oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!" Nothing happened. "I said," Percy repeated, "Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin." Frank stumbled out of nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. "oh no," he said, like he was reading from a teleprompter, "I am turning into a crazy dolphin."

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Amaka Imani Nkosazana

"The thing that's characteristic of my performance is that I literally do drag the whole studio onto the stage."

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"No matter how many times audience has already applauded, the sound of their applause will get louder with the better quality of your magic effect."

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"Be able to resign. It will improve your value to the President and do wonders for your performance."

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"I think you can really tell a good actor if you can put a camera on them and they can just talk and emote and react and you don't have to keep cutting away from them, because they are the language and the behavior. It's all a tour-de-force performance."

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"I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through."

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