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Noel Coward

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."

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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."

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