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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."


"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."


"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."


"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."


"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."


"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
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"Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed."

"That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together."

"Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again."
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