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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
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"We are tangled in a very significant Islamic insurgency in Iraq."
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"George W. Bush and Tony Blair had to convince the world that Saddam Hussein represented an imminent threat. Tony Blair lied when he claimed that Iraq could launch a chemical or biological attack within 45 minutes."
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"I said I'm the president of Iraq... I did not say deposed."
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"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."
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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"We are succeeding in Iraq. It's a tough struggle with setbacks, but we are succeeding."
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"Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November."
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"We are not going to abandon Iraq."
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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
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