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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
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"The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits."
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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands."
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"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
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"Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November."
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"We are tangled in a very significant Islamic insurgency in Iraq."
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"We know that there are various activities important to the insurgents in Iraq that are occurring in Syria."
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"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."
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"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
Man
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
Business
"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
Iraq
"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."
Truth
"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
Police
"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
Chess
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
Death
"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
Guilt
"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
Eating
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