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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."
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"The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November."
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"I think the disarmament of Iraq is inevitable."
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"I said I'm the president of Iraq... I did not say deposed."
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"We know that there are various activities important to the insurgents in Iraq that are occurring in Syria."
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"The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits."
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"Iraq is not occupied, but there are foreign forces on its soil, which is different."
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"We are succeeding in Iraq. It's a tough struggle with setbacks, but we are succeeding."
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"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
Trust
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
Business
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Parenting
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Marriage
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."
Truth
"Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time."
Time
"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."
State
"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
Police
"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
Eating
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