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"Things remain paranormal, as long as we scientists don't reveal the underlying physical processes."

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"Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake."

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"Things remain paranormal, as long as we scientists don't reveal the underlying physical processes."

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"The disruption of science is one which abandons the method and seeks to conquer grounds outside its territory. It is not at all religion but this pseudo-science that is the enemy of science."

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