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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled."
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"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."
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"If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit."
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"Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."
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"I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game."
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"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
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