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"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
People
"Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'"
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"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed."
Woman
"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school."
Life
"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami."
Care
"We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray."
Action
"Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions."
Democrats
"First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle."
First
"Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green."
Money
"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'"
Mormon
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