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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."
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"If you win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month."
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"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."
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"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."
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"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."
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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."
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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."
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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."
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"It is hypocritical that Republicans can call any President "polarizing" after what Bush and the Republican Party did during his 8 years in office."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
Car
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
Ballet
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
Mother
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Word
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Husband
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
Office
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Men
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
Boyfriend
"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
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