"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."

John F. Kennedy, American President

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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

Harry S. Truman, American President

Office, Republican

"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."

Noam Chomsky, American Activist

Office, Pressure, Public

"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."

Kenneth L. Pike, American Sociologist

Office, Philosophy, Theory

"The office of the public teacher is an unenviable and thankless one."

Felix Adler, German Educator

Office, Public

"I'm very proud of what we've done with the State University and the City University. They're totally different institutions than they were when I took office."

George Pataki, American Politician

Office, State, University

"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."

Blake Edwards, American Director

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"If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office."

George Lucas, American Director

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"You can have many different selection systems, but the bottom line has to be a system that, once the judge takes office that judge will feel that he or she is to decide the case without reference to the popular thing or the popular will of the moment."

Stephen Breyer, American Judge

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

People

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Children

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

Word

"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

Time

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""

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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."

"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."

"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."

"The office of the public teacher is an unenviable and thankless one."

"I'm very proud of what we've done with the State University and the City University. They're totally different institutions than they were when I took office."

"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."

"If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office."

"You can have many different selection systems, but the bottom line has to be a system that, once the judge takes office that judge will feel that he or she is to decide the case without reference to the popular thing or the popular will of the moment."

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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""

"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"