"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."

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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."

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Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

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"The three great problems of this century; the degradation of man in the proletariat, the subjection of women through hunger, the atrophy of the child by darkness."

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"Every casting director I've met is a woman."

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"Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men, or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression."

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"If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all."

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"So women are at the beginning of building a language, and not all women are conscious of it."

Judy Chicago, American Artist

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"People of substance may sin without being exposed for their stolen pleasure; but servants and the poorer sort of women have seldom an opportunity of concealing a big belly, or at least the consequences of it."

Bernard de Mandeville, English Philosopher

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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."

Honore De Balzac, French Novelist

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"Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men, or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression."

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