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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
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"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire."
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"A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression."
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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
Life
"School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man."
Man
"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
People
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
Woman
"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."
Movies
"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
Dance
"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
Tax
"A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House."
College
"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
Sports
"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing."
Being
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