"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."

Irony, Absence, Alcohol, Humor

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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."

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