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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
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"Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
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