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"Life is defined by time and seasons."
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Personal Development
"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."
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Personal Development
"All things are made beautiful at a timely hour."
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Personal Development
"Any moment which is not captured is loss in the events of time."
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Personal Development
"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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Personal Development
"Time is a concrete product."
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Personal Development
"Time must be converted into product."
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Personal Development
"The sacred-time determines the due events."
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Personal Development
"Time is thought."
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Personal Development
"Time is life."
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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
Parents
"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."
Blind
"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
Mother
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Parents
"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."
Favorite
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."
Marriage
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
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