"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"

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"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"

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Kim Novak, American Actress

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Miroslav Vitous, Czechoslovakian Musician

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Jules Shear, American Musician

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Miguel de Icaza, Mexican Scientist

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"The opportunities which the present position open up for a lasting and radical solution of the most vexing problem of the Jewish state are so far-reaching as to take one's breath away."

Moshe Sharett, Israeli Statesman

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"We tried burying the waste at sea and the concrete cannisters that held it cracked open."

David R. Brower, American Environmentalist

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"When these suckers had formed roots in the open ground, or kind of nursery where they were planted, they were looked over and the best taken up for potting."

Robert Fortune, Scottish Scientist

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"You open the show with a bang, then don't come back on for 45 minutes."

Robert Goulet, American Musician

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"It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child."

Tracey Ullman, British Comedian

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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"

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"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

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"Why isn't the word 'phonetically spelled with an 'f?"

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"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

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"I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them."

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