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"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
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"A friend is someone who will always be there for you, in good and hard times."
"Don't appreciate me, I'm not up to it. Don't criticize me, I don't deserve it. Just be my friend and forgive me, because I am craving for it."
"Friendship is a gift forever;Cherish everyday, forget it never"
"Friendships - and indeed most relationships - are measured in the closeness of hearts, minds and soul ties... not in the distance of physical miles or even the passing of time."
"Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend."
"If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police."
"A good friend loves you when the condition is better, a best friend holds your hand when you're in gutter."
"What lies before us? Horrible thoughts arise in my heart. If we had died before today we should have been happy."
"A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human."
"The depth of friendship depends on the depth of our love."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
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