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Johnny Carson

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

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"The value of time is immeasurable."

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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."

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"Don't equate effective living to being busy."

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"Today is a gift. Today is all I have. I be fully awake in today."

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"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."

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"Each second of every time has its own story and history to be filed."

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"Time is standing still, but we are running away from it and complaining that time is slipping away from us."

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"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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