"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

Time, Christmas, Mail, Office

9

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

Exlpore more Time quotes

"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Time, Life, Measurement, Change

"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, American Author

Time, Past, Change, Possibility, Hope

"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Time, Life, Bubble, Ocean

"Wouldn't it be amazing if you could travel into the future, see where you messed up, and then go back in time to rearrange things in order to make your future better? You can. If you can foresee regret, you can mind-travel to the future. If you can train yourself to mind-travel effectively, you can intentionally affect your future by doing something about it today."

Richie Norton, American Author

Time, Regret, Future, Action

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."

Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet

Time, Day, Forget, Tomorrow, Spirit

"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."

Henry David Thoreau, American Author

Time, Life, Haste, Housekeeping

"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

Stephen King, American Author

Time, Regret, Today, Future

"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."

Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet

Time, God, Idea, Invention

"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

Time, Work, Process, Patience

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

Hermann Hesse, German Novelist

Time, Eternity

Explore more quotes by Johnny Carson

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."

People

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

Happiness

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

Food

"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."

Time

"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."

Will

"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

Death

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

Life

"We're more effective than birth control pills."

Control

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

Death

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

Life