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Phyllis Diller

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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Donna Grant

"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn."

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Donna Grant

"It is not well to make great changes in old age."

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Donna Grant

"Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age."

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Donna Grant

"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."

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Donna Grant

"He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it."

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Donna Grant

"Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age."

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Donna Grant

"To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it."

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Donna Grant

"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating."

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Donna Grant

"In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew."

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Donna Grant

"Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses."

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Phyllis Diller
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

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Phyllis Diller
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

Home

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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."

Blood

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Phyllis Diller
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

Children

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"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."

Money

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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."

Beauty

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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

Sex

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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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Phyllis Diller
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

Anger

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