"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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"It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again."

William James, American Philosopher

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"If youth knew; if age could."

Sigmund Freud, Austrian Psychologist

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"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."

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"The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured."

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"Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer

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"Old age and the passage of time teach all things."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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