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Phyllis Diller

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

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"At the age of 12, I developed an intense interest in mathematics. On exposure to algebra, I was fascinated by simultaneous equations and read ahead of the class to the end of the book."

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"You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do."

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"When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age."

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"I learned to play guitar at a young age and converted poems and stuff that I had written to songs."

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"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show."

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"The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too."

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"Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'."

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"Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days of builders."

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"Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age."

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"Old age is by nature rather talkative."

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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
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