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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
Work
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old
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"When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age."
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Personal Development
"It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour; riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work."
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Personal Development
"You should not consider a man's age but his acts."
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Personal Development
"Never let your tiny age misguide you to think the time is not yet up. Get up and do it at any age."
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Personal Development
"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."
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Personal Development
"The golden age is before us, not behind us."
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Personal Development
"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn."
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Personal Development
"Not even old age knows how to love death."
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Personal Development
"It is not well to make great changes in old age."
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Personal Development
"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."
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Personal Development
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