"If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin."

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"If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin."

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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

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"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."

H. G. Wells, English Author

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"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."

Melina Marchetta, Australian Author

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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Power

"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."

Joss Whedon, American Writer

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Love, Happiness, Today, Truth

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"Politics is not leadership. It never has been. It never will be."

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"If you continue to treat yourself like a 3rd class citizen, you'll stay a 3rd class citizen.You're better than that."

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"Overcome the prideful need to measure your worth by how much more successful you are than others, by operating from a core belief grounded in abundance."

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"Don't worry about getting credit, do the work anyway."

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"At the end of the day, if you're wasting your time by not investing in yourself, you're going to waste away-and that would be the greatest waste of all."

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"You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can't perform."

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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."

"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."

"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."

"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

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"Politics is not leadership. It never has been. It never will be."

"If you continue to treat yourself like a 3rd class citizen, you'll stay a 3rd class citizen.You're better than that."

"Overcome the prideful need to measure your worth by how much more successful you are than others, by operating from a core belief grounded in abundance."

"Don't worry about getting credit, do the work anyway."

"At the end of the day, if you're wasting your time by not investing in yourself, you're going to waste away-and that would be the greatest waste of all."

"You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can't perform."

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"Dreams come true when you live life awake."