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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
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Personal Development

"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."
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"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment."
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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
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"Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65."
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"I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.'"
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"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."
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"In the end I didn't get a top car any more. I had no toughness left. That was the reality."
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"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."
Universe

"We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through."
Earth

"When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones."
Personal

"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly."
Personal

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
Humor

"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
Chance

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
Car

"Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart."
Heart

"There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you."
Nothing

"Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults."
Marriage
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