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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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Personal Development
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
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Personal Development
"If music be the food of love, play on."
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Personal Development
"Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
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"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
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"Corn is an efficient way to get energy calories off the land and soybeans are an efficient way of getting protein off the land, so we've designed a food system that produces a lot of cheap corn and soybeans resulting in a lot of cheap fast food."
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"Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell."
Years
"I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity."
Vulgarity
"The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see."
Desire
"It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation."
Motivational
"I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left."
Act
"I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food."
Food
"It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh."
Life
"I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books."
Time
"I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke."
End
"I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house."
Life
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