"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."

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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."

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"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"At the close of the day when the hamlet is still, and mortals the sweets of forgetfulness prove, when naught but the torrent is heard on the hill, and naught but the nightingale's song in the grove."

"I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day."

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