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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."
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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
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"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"We're trying to have the band create something beautiful that hopefully one day, 20 years from now, can be picked up by a kid and hopefully have the same effect that Neil Young had on me, or Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"I am amazed; until the day I die I shall wonder how Whittaker Chambers got into my house to use my typewriter."
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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."
Day
"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny."
Funny
"The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television."
Success
"'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political."
Father
"The only problem is time."
Time
"The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done."
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"You gotta keep the funny intact."
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"With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself."
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