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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"At the end of the day, the numbers that we're hearing are not going to be totally correct or not correct at all."
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"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."
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"The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done."
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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."
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"The only problem is time."
Time
"The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television."
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"'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political."
Father
"With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself."
Life
"You gotta keep the funny intact."
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"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny."
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"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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