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Denis Norden

"It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered."

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"It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered."

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"The arrangements that couples make in order to maintain civility in the midst of their journey to divorce are often most elaborate when the professed top priority is to protect a child."

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"No father knows that he is carrying his son up the stairs for the final time."

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"All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

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"A wise woman protects her kids. A wiser woman hangs out with police officers, retired FBI agents and private investigators."

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"Family gathersto share good noise and good food.Gratitude abounds."

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"My mother is my doctorCaring for me when am illI will love her forever tillWe are gone to our creator!"

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"I squinted at her. "You're an adult. "You're an adult too. "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice. Mom leaned back and laughed."

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"Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock."

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"All I care is that my family, and my loved ones, understand me. Or that they understand me to a degree - I don't understand me very much. And I don't need the world to understand me. That is the most egocentric thing."

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