"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

Growing up, Kids

60

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

Exlpore more Growing up quotes

"I was on the set when I was five years old with Spencer Tracy. A lot of what I learned growing up in terms of artistry is very clean, very tidy, very organized."

Robert Blake, American Actor

Growing up, Old, Years

"Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair."

Cameron Diaz, American Actress

Growing up, Hair, Style

"I was growing up listening to Queen. Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs."

Gary Cherone, American Musician

Growing up, Listening, Mercury, Queen

"Growing up in public is especially hard sometimes."

Annette Funicello, American Actress

Growing up, Public

"Conway Twitty was always our local hero while I was growing up. He had a series of good bands. I wanted to sit in, if Conway would let me. And he did a couple of times."

Levon Helm, American Musician

Growing up,

"I was a handful growing up."

Olivia Wilde, American Actress

Growing up,

"The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats."

John Cleese, English Actor

Growing up,

"Growing up in eastern Kentucky like I did, I'm used to having a few guns around to protect me."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

Growing up, Kentucky

"You get used to sadness, growing up in the mountains, I guess."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

Growing up, Mountains, Sadness

"I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18."

Jessica Lange, American Actress

Growing up,

Explore more quotes by Phyllis Diller

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

Christmas

"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

Age

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

Woman

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

Reason

"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."

Time

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Chance

"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."

Thought

"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."

Work

"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

Mistake

"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

Mother