"How do I know you're not the killer? MeShack asked.A smirk plastered on Zulu's face. 'Because you would've been the first victim."

Humor, Trust, Safety, Friendship

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"How do I know you're not the killer? MeShack asked.A smirk plastered on Zulu's face. 'Because you would've been the first victim."

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