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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."

"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."

"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
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