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P. J. O'Rourke

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

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"All right," Clara said. "We have our swordsman, so let's get moving. Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party."

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"Things do not descend upon anything that is not ready to receive them."

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